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may 5th

National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.
Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?

Becauseits may 5th
by skibidi_braintot May 3, 2024
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May 3rd

National give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips day
Dude, it’s May 3rd! Go kiss your girl!
by Guria S May 2, 2022
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May 2

Tell the last person u message on insta they are sexy
Hi ur sexy
Hey thanks but u are 2
it’s May 2 right

Ye why
I was just joking lol
by Helpilnbbeffjd May 2, 2022
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May 10

The best day to be born on. If you are, you are loved and special and a massive chance that you'll work at Hooters or Femboy Hooters <3
Guy one: Ryan is born on May 10
Guy Two: He's gonna work at hooters then
by GayPerson1010 October 13, 2021
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May 26

The day where you talk back to your teachers
Yay May 26 I can finally Ms.Gwen just shut up because her breath stank
by Twotwotwotwo May 23, 2022
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lillie-may

she is the ALPHA WOLF AND YOU DONT MESS WITH HER IF YOU DO SHE WILL EAT YOU OUT. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE ONLY EATS YOU OUT AND CHIPS AND SALSA. ALSO SHE IS MOMMY AND THE DAD IS BARRY B BENSON
“Lillie-may, w-why did you eat me out when daddy benson said not to?”
by possums69696969699 January 22, 2022
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