Alex

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Alex: I'm a big ol cumslut

by Crunchy man October 30, 2022

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The most amazing guy anyone has ever met. He is good at everything and will always make you smile and laugh like a giddy little bitch. He is also super hawt and gives you butterflies whenever you so much as think of him. He has a giant cock and is good in bed and EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT I AUGHDJHUSBND

(Me) "Alex is my boyfriend and I love him"

(Some bitch named Bethany or something) "omg I'm sooo jealous of you Alex is so hot"

(Me) "grrrrr get away from my mans RUFF RUFF RUFF BARK BARK ARRGGG"

by NoelTheWeirdo November 1, 2022

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The type of guy to look good naked

Guy 1: Yo is that Alex??

Girl 1: Yeaa, he looks really good naked

by Hero94 November 2, 2022

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hes so goofyy ahhhh

Alex is GOOFYY

by hehegoofy November 4, 2022

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An individual with one, or many, schizoid traits and tendencies. Very commonly mistaken for bipolar disorder, however, when interacting with an Alex the issues are undeniably rooted in manic schizophrenic episodes and behavior.

"Hello Alex."
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;

1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.

by A Fleebo November 6, 2022

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Alex is the type to sit around and listen to everything you have to say even when shes at her lowest though it seems like she is sad a lot she is an amazing person with a big heart and an amazing personality, she is beautiful and has gorgeous hair with precious eyes, Alex is the best.

Boy1: you know Alex?
Boy2:The one with lovely eyes?
Boy1:Yeah.

by anonymous November 6, 2022

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