I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Leora Two-screens

A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.

Hey Leora Two-screens :-)

by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

two piece

code word for vape

u got a two piece?

by fupplfrlol July 3, 2024

Two-tones

A simple minded mix chick

Time to go to bed two-tones

by Pricanangelface October 17, 2017

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020