Slut Cake

1. A 14 year-old or younger that has sex with her 3rd cousin.

And Or

2. An exceedingly large female with the values of a trucker.

3. Someone who contracts "The Clap" on a school bus.

God Man, Did you see that slut cake jessica hanging off her boyfriend, and rubbing his nipples in class?

slut cake? man, shes a damn slut desert parlor!

by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

Gorgia-Slut

a slag that fucks gypsies, an ellie

chris: omg did you hear about jess?
dave: what being a gorgia-slut?
chris: yeah, shes a proper ellie

by gravediggingwhore November 15, 2013

Comfort slut

A person who quickly acclimates to new people and environments. Particularly in new relationships he or she may make themselves at home in a partners life almost immediately

That comfort slut brought a pillow a toothbrush and a French press over on our first date

by Zorrocat June 16, 2015

Schrodinger's Slut

Someone who is both "easy" and everyone has hooked up with but is also so ugly or nerdy no one would hook up with.

Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.

Jenny is in marching band. The entire wrestling team claims to have slept with her but none would ever admit to going out with her or ask her on a date. Jenny would be considered Schrodinger's slut.

by Cowtocracy December 9, 2020

ignorance slut

Someone who wantonly and shamelessly spreads ignorance.

That preacher is an ignorance slut. At a memorial service for a child, he preached that those who do not surrender their entire lives to Jesus will spend an eternity in hell.

The school board is stacked with a bunch of ignorance sluts who want creationism taught in public schools.

The coaches in that football league are ignorance sluts that crack homohostile jokes during practice and at games.

by playfulplayful March 6, 2012

campaign slut

campaign slut: a person who volunteers long hours for a political campaign that he/she believes deeply would make the world a better place by winning. He/she gives it all away for free, day after day, night after night, but loves every minute of it because it feels SO GOOD when the candidate wins!

Karen is such a campaign slut...did you hear that she is going hard for her third in a year?

by Littlest Monkey August 28, 2013

slut-kut

the slut cut is the cut of the sluts. A poor mullet with disgusting streaks, often orangey in colour with an even brassier tone and supporting iron marks. It usually is a bright vibrant colour, most commonly linked with that of old pensioner italian women of australia. The unfavourably dressed teen females you see lurking in shopping malls attempting to "snag" a poor defenceless male..preferring the clothing tastes of that of Supre' in Australia they often support a certain cut, they ALL support this cut it often changes but it is always linked to the sluts of australia. At the moment it is a poorly cut mullet with an even more disturbing streak job.

"What a fucking slut-kut, she should go to a fucking salon right now"

mariah
the blonde brigade
lauren
domremy girls

by Nondawg July 7, 2007