National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it

Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.

by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018

national slap Scott day

December 13 slap anyone you know named Scott and they can't hit you back

Slap
Hey what was that for

oh, it's national slap Scott day!

by nickscat21 December 11, 2019

national kiss a teacher day

december 1st is kiss a teacher day! pucker up!

person 1: hey did u hear it’s national kiss a teacher day?
person 2: yeah! i call dibs on the english teacher!
person 1: aweh no fair!!!!!

by mrhillisdaddy37738273 November 20, 2020

National Spoon an Elf Day

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.

Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

by small dawg October 26, 2019

National Grab the flat 🍑

Go get the flat ass boys ;)

look at that flat 🍑🤤 it must be national grab the flat 🍑 day

by bitxhes June 8, 2020

National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

National Grab ass year

Fuck it 2019 Grab ass year

Tomato salad
National grab ass year

by Gaggagagga April 14, 2019