Girl: baby what are we doing tonight? How about a movie?
Guy: you stupid bitch im playin fortnite wit my homies u dumb hoe fuck kinda question is that?
Guy: you stupid bitch im playin fortnite wit my homies u dumb hoe fuck kinda question is that?
by DigBickDaddy69 May 31, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is the most gay game that has ever been made. It's a shitty copy of PUBG wich is a far more better game.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.
~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.
~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.
Daniel: Hey, wanna get online and play some fortnite?!
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.
Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.
Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.
by SIX-TEN March 22, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. I just shitted up my ass, I want a fortnite battlepass. If your girl buys you a fortnite battle pass you're instantly engaged unless she denies
Bro, my future wifey bought me the Fortnite BattlePass Now i gotta rape her grandma
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married
by Negrohunter87 November 11, 2022
Get the Fortnite Battle passmug. Friend:Hey do you have any money
Me: yeah what for?
Friend: can you buy me a vbucks card!
Me: no you're such a fortnite kid!
Me: yeah what for?
Friend: can you buy me a vbucks card!
Me: no you're such a fortnite kid!
by CoolBirb October 10, 2022
Get the Fortnite kidmug. person A: dude youre such a fortnite kid
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn
by jaspernotcasper April 24, 2023
Get the fortnite kidmug. Jason: some guy with the username viagraGod707 is doing fortnite war crimes again. Damian: Should we report his war criminal behavior?
by Big dicc randy September 6, 2025
Get the Fortnite war crimemug.