Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

Bird

My friends name, she's a simp for Alan walker lol lol bird is a nice girl she's tOo sweet and like yeah shes my friend lol lol

A reason for the name bird

by Lisa lemon lizzy June 2, 2022

Bird-dog

Aight I only went through page 1 but I haven't seen the definition I'm used to. In construction, bird-dogging is when you stand there watching someone work while doing fuck all yourself. Usually the bird-dog is a safety guy doing an audit or a foreman with nothing better to do. If you're unlucky, it's the supernintendo looking for a reason to turf your ass. I learned this in scaffolding and ironworking. There are ways to let your boys know you got eyes on you, such as calling for a 7 foot tube. You can also get creative and come up with your own codes though. Don't get caught doing stupid shit out there and always ALWAYS tie off.

Ground guy: "7 foot tube!"

Translation: " we got us a fuckin bird-dog guys"

Crew lead: "wtf don't you got tags to recertify? Why you gotta sit there and bird-dog us the whole time between first coffee and lunch?"

Foreman: "paperwork go brrrrrr lol"

by treefuckerOG June 30, 2023

Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird )

Jaemon (older brother Smith) is really nice to me and the fam.

Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk

Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird ) is addicted to chocky milk ( probably I dont Know)

He also treats me nicely

by Tg223P October 8, 2023

bird

Government drones from Germany used to spy on people to start another uprising in WW3.
No seriously,
B) We
I) Are
R) Watching

D) You

"I just saw a bird stare into my window."
"oh that's just the German government watching you :)"

by IGotResearch <3 April 7, 2022

Lush Bird

Northern English slang for a women with aesthetically pleasing features, often larger than normal breasticles and bodacious derrière.

"Oi, you fucking what! You've got a face like a slapped arse but you have a well lush bird. Might just have to nick'er from ya, ya posh fuck."

by ChillTFO July 24, 2016

turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023