Dirty Suburban

A 'Dirty Suburban' is a matronly, often plump, middle aged, middle classed house wife that can normally be found shopping for deals at WalMart but once bedded could compete with the most limber and liberal pornstars.

Yeah, she might look all uptight behind the podium, but Sarah Palin is THE Dirty Suburban.

by Sigkapp395 February 10, 2010

Dirty Mannequin

the act of putting shit on a unconscious naked girl's ass so when she wakes up it looks like she shit herself.

hey bob! I went to this party the other night and gave a girl a dirty mannequin. Needless to say her undies will never be clean again!

by twatiana August 23, 2009

dirty pretty

a style of poetry writing, that uses characters on the keyboard to highlight phrases and words in a way to make it flow. used most commonly on allpoetry.com.

dirty pretty:

.r.u.n.n.i.n.g.

~ a w a y ~
as a /soft/ b r e e z e **carries** me

a w a y

by markmywordsgirll March 2, 2010

Dirty Dahmer

The act of wiping period blood across the upper lip of a woman post-intercourse or phalangal pleasuring of the vagina with a penis or finger(s) during her menstrual cycle.

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez.'

Friend 1: "Man, my girl didn't tell me she was on the rag, so when I pulled out and saw what was up, I gave her a nasty Dirty Dahmer!"

Friend 2: "Dude, you're disgusting."

Friend 1: "Hey, it's not my fault! If she would've told me her vagina was a crime scene this never would've happened."

by HLoVE December 27, 2009

Dirty Deciever

The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.

"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"

"Yeah"

"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"

"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"

by The Dirty Deciever October 31, 2009

Dirty iPod

When one does a click wheel motion on someone's anus.

Last night he gave her the dirty iPod and she went wild.

by Dirtyipodguy December 2, 2009

Dirty Desk

N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.

Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!

by IdgafadaBrada November 17, 2010