Grab life by the tip

When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.

Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing

Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!

Soccer son: no thanks mom.

by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018

Comeback of a life time

if someone tells you to kill ur self, say to them: "if i were to kill myself, i would climb up to your ego level, and jump down to ur IQ level."

i used it on someone and they never spoke to me again. so i call it the Comeback of a life time

by 55DEadshot55 February 8, 2021

Hentai is my life

Hentai is my life

Weeb 1: what do you do in your spare time
Weeb 2: Hentai is my life
Weeb 1: same

by HentaiSenpai69 November 29, 2019

i hate life

i hate life

i hate life

by Funtimesareherr September 17, 2020

Quarter-life reawakening

That point in your life where you begin to reimagine a new and improved you. With growing pains along the way. It’s like a crisis but better. Quarter-life reawakening

Did you see Kelly getting ready to publish that book detailing the ins and outs of her childhood trauma? She’s not having a quarter-life crisis. She’s having a quarter-life reawakening

by Poet678 October 17, 2023

mid life musings

A less dramatic version of a mid life crisis. You start to reflect on the good ol' days and wish you were back there.

I can't stop thinking about shit from back in the day. Think I'm having a mid life crisis.

Nah man, sounds like mid life musings to me you're all good.

by ald81 June 19, 2018

The life of Brian effect

The act of protesting and ban a form of media due to it being offensive but in doing so generating far more publicity for it and therefore making it more popular. similar to what happened to Monty Pythons "The life of Brian" in the late 70's by offended Christians.

Person 1: have you head of the documentary "The red pill"?
Person 2: Isn't that the movie that angry feminists are trying to get banned
Person 1: Yeah, I had not even heard of it until I stumbled across the petition to ban it
person 2: yep, that the Life of Brian effect

by cod player47,956,1234 June 15, 2017