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Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
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Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
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Bradley's Law

Only a Bradley can deal with someone doing something that is inevitably stupid.
Mr. McMahan angrily stated how annoying it is when he has to put up with the stupid shit people do. Fuck, I hate Bradley's Law
by GeekyCyberNerd January 17, 2025
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half-sibling-in-law

1- Half-sibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-sibling.
half-sibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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half-sibling-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling or half-sibling's spouse.
My half-sibling-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.
My co-nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 6, 2021
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co-great-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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