"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.
Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat.
Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."
Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."
Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."
Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."
Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."
Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."
by Frankie Boom Botz July 26, 2011
Get the Cool story bromug. by synikal July 19, 2004
Get the bros before hoesmug. A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.
These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!
by uniquenowflake8 July 11, 2016
Get the Status Quo Bromug. Can be said either way: Bro stay gold or stay gold bro. Bro term for: "Hey man, stay cool." (I.e. Stay safe, don't fuck fat chicks, don't be a fucktard, etc.)
Bro 1: Hey man I'm gonna bail. I got an open invite to bang that chick from last night.
Bro 2: Alright! Bro stay gold!
Frat boy 1: Hey man, I gotta bail, got class in the morning.
Frat boy 2: BRO!!! Stay Gold!
Frat boy 1: Yea man you're totally right! What bar next?
Bro 2: Alright! Bro stay gold!
Frat boy 1: Hey man, I gotta bail, got class in the morning.
Frat boy 2: BRO!!! Stay Gold!
Frat boy 1: Yea man you're totally right! What bar next?
by ChickenForALickin February 23, 2017
Get the bro stay goldmug. Similar to a Bromance, except that this is had (generally while drunk) with another dude who you will not regularly see.
by Galeras October 11, 2011
Get the Bro Night Standmug. bros who dress like hipsters, carry skateboards around but never ride them, and hate on other bros but run around screaming "YOLO"
self-hating bro 1: ay brah, check out my dope plaid-lumberjack shirt, brah.
self-hating bro 2: AWESOME. so glad we're not like those frat idiots...WE'RE SO UNIQUE YOLO.
self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, YOLO
self-hating bro 2: AWESOME. so glad we're not like those frat idiots...WE'RE SO UNIQUE YOLO.
self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, YOLO
by y00ty00t December 13, 2012
Get the self-hating bromug. A fight within a bromance, when 2 guy's don't really wanna say who would win in a fight between each other cuz they both think their own self would win, but wont say it.
Random Friend: Who would win in a fight between you two?
Best friend 1: Well umm..... (Id Kick his ass)
Best friend 2: Yea well....... (Id Kick his ass)
Both: We Would never fight each other :-/
(awkward silence= Bro-Fight-Mance)
Best friend 1: Well umm..... (Id Kick his ass)
Best friend 2: Yea well....... (Id Kick his ass)
Both: We Would never fight each other :-/
(awkward silence= Bro-Fight-Mance)
by N.p.R July 29, 2010
Get the Bro-Fight-Mancemug.