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cf syndrome

cf is a group of guys who think there 'fine' they roll around in black north faces thinking they're cool. They are quite and appear shy but are know wide and far within south london.

cf syndrome is when you (a girl) really like one of them and you are honored to have a glimpse into their mysterious world. You get with him a few times, but due to shit communication (on their side) it just can't work.

but you spend the whole week thinking about him and waiting for the weekend just so you can see him.

If your lucky enough to see him; nothing may happen, or something may BUT you won't hear from him for the rest of the week. The cycle goes on sometimes for upto two years.

why bother i hear you say because cf just have that hold over people and its so hard because cf play the deepest mind games without realizing it. cf syndrome sucks.
cf: friday night he texts girl: 'hey what you doing 2night?'
girl: not sure probs just going out round... what you doing?
cf: no reply

girl waits hours for text but nothing

girl texts friend: babes i have such bad cf syndrome wtf should i do?
by cfsufferer March 21, 2010
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Beninga Syndrom

The phenomenon in which a straight man finds himself attracted to a gay man in a non-sexual manner.
He's generally conservative and reserved, so with all the attention he's been giving Adam lately he must have the Beninga Syndrom.
by Shane-o April 30, 2005
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Sakura Syndrome

Sakura Syndrome is defined in fictional works as when someone of the opposite gender is automatically hated because they are in the way of a yaoi/yuri ship.

It is based on Sakura Haruno, a character in Naruto, who comes in between the yaoi ship of Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha. Many Sasunaru shippers dislike her because she gets in the way of their ship.
Person A: "Why do people hate Kairi from Kingdom Hearts so much?"
Person B: "Well, partially because she doesn't help much in the plot. But partly because of Sakura Syndrome; she gets in between the ship of Sora and Riku (Soriku)."
by GoatGirlsBestGirls December 7, 2020
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This is a severe condition in which the infected is incapable of spitting "game" at the opposite sex. Symptoms include loss of speech when attractive female approaches, temporary weakening of one's spine and loss of backbone (i.e. courage), loss of all communication skills when around the opposite sex, hyperventilating, excessive sweating, jitters, stuttering, and outbursts of loud inaudible speech. In the most severe of cases the infected is prone to getting game "spat" at him. This disease only affects males.
Yo, son I heard Gunlee got that FBS Syndrome.

Ya, he does man last week some girl asked HIM to prom, got HIS digits, bought HIS dinner, and walked HIM home.

Wait doesn't that girl have a boyfriend, oh Gunlee just got played....that darn FBS Syndrome (Female Bagged Syndrome).
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A person who, in the past was fat and/or utterly unattractive, but now is considered attractive by society, yet still retains the mental, and emotional status of a fat kid and therefore does not understand social cues.
"Jane may be hot now, but she still suffers from FFK Syndrome or Former Fat Kid Syndrome"
by 1122 February 5, 2009
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james syndrome

when ur croych is on fire and u look like ronald mcdonald
by fuck james February 9, 2005
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Rave Syndrome

The curious affliction that occurs to random people when Dave-O is around.
Rave Syndrome is dubbed because of
Dave-O's alter ego "Rave" which is also known as "Angry Dave". Rave likes to get PWNHappy and will even PWN himself to satiate his need to PWN. Rave Syndrome is dangerous to everyone.
Random Kid: Oh fuck. He's got Rave Syndrome. *Runs away*
Other Kid: MUST..PWN..n00bs...
by Mister Angry March 10, 2005
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