National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.

Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day

by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022

National Spoon an Elf Day

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.

Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

by small dawg October 26, 2019

National Grab the flat 🍑

Go get the flat ass boys ;)

look at that flat 🍑🤤 it must be national grab the flat 🍑 day

by bitxhes June 8, 2020

National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it

Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.

by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018

National go on a date day

October 16th is National go on a date day. does it matter with; who does it how just go on a date!!!

National go on a date day is the best

by The mr. Nobody October 15, 2019

National Grab ass year

Fuck it 2019 Grab ass year

Tomato salad
National grab ass year

by Gaggagagga April 14, 2019

National Boobs Pic Day

On August 5th, any guy can ask a boobs pic only to one sweetheart feminine friend.

Guy: "Can I ask you a boobs pic?"
Feminine Friend: "C'mon I can't."
Guy: "But sweetie today is August 5th, the National Boobs Pic Day."
Feminine Friend: "Really?? Okok, wait a moment."

by NikoAkuma August 5, 2022