may 28

A day where you can hug or kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend <3!

Boy:it’s may 28 yk what that means

by wassupppyall April 27, 2021

Maybe-May

The month of May, the month you stop drinking to determine if it MAY be the alcohol that’s making you fat. It’s like Dry-January, only it’s strictly superficial.

I lost 20 pounds during Maybe-May, it was the booze the whole time! Let’s stop drinking during May, maybe we will lose weight.

by JaxU April 27, 2021

May 3-7 Follow Your Bestfriend to class Week

On this week you may follow your Bestie to any of their classes. No question asked and you can use this as an excuse with it too.

"Hey I don't have you in my class?" - "Oh that's because through May 3-7 Follow Your bestfriend to class week!"

by Lol_Thut April 28, 2021

May 1st

National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!

Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵

by Dontbeapussy29 April 28, 2021

make money may

It's may soon, you n your bredrins need to pattern up and chase the bag.
Throughout this month if you're not making money, it's peak.
Support all your bredrins hustles and small businesses!

Tyrone: "Yo Ishmael, its make money may, stop being a bum"

Ishmael: "Okay daddy chill"

by two2lavish April 28, 2021

May 3

Karl jacobs day. On this day send karl jacobs nice words because he is literally walking serotonin

“may 3rd?” “oh yeah that’s karl jacobs day”

by real karl jacobs April 28, 2021

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021