Strabo's Law

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."

First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.

Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."

by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025

plasma viral law breaker

this is when someone records a viral post and doesnt include the original creator of the post that went plasma viral, and steal all their content. the punishment is the worst death possible instantly. otherwise the creator dont mind you making him more famous and loving him, but if no one knows its him, whats the point?

he wanted to steal that guy content so he would get rich instead of him and make him homeless and die, what a plasma viral law breaker.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 25, 2022

stepaunt-in-law

1- Steppibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepaunt.

My stepaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

braking the law

Illegally slowing down.

Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

grandniece-in-law

1- Grandnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandniece.

My grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

sibling law

When mom and dad refuse to get involved with sibling problems and the siblings take action

“I don’t care about that”
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**

by LGG000 October 20, 2019