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cup o joe

n. A cup of coffee, either filter, instant, or percolated, but not a capo bloody chino. Geddit?
Customer: I'd like a cup of coffee
Waiter: What sort of coffee, sir?
Customer: Eh?
Waiter: I mean, we have cappuccino, mocchaccino, mac-
Customer: No dude, just a plain old cup o joe
by StuckInAucks October 3, 2007
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Sloppy Joe Rodriguez

A sexual manuver in which one mexican man and two women are involved.The man takes a large dump on one of the womens' chest and then the other woman lays on top of the first making a sloppy joe rodriguez sandwich.
Man,i sure am looking forward to giving you two beyotches a sloppy joe rodriguez.
by bufannta March 9, 2007
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st joes prep

what people call St. Joe's Prep when they are retarded and go to malvern and don't know how to use apostrophes correctly.
Malvern kid:

hey rememeber that time i was a retard and put a definition in urban dictionary for st joes prep instead of putting it wit the rest of the definitions of st joe's prep because i go to malvern and like boys?

other kid: yeah i remember that time. its okay someones gotta be a dumbass asshole and go to malvern.
by yeahyeahboi December 17, 2010
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Billie Joe Armstrong

A guy who doesn't give a monkeys ass about what "former greenday fans" think.
This guy has balls, an in-your-donkeys ass- face attitude, awesome guitar and vocal skills (i lost count when he was holding thoughs damn notes last night, i think i got up to about 30 seconds)he has come a long way vocally... heck lets face it, he knows how to use what hes got!! If people say he is a lazy ass, they obviously have never been to one of Green Day's concerts, ever downloaded any of their performances, heard from many of their fans... or have simply lost their minds. Because if you have, you about know that these guys give it their all!! In my opinion, they rock more than Simple Plan and Blink 182 live. These guys really do work their asses off onstage to make sure everyone in the fucking crowd is shaking their booties.
Billie Joe Armstrong - SEX MACHINE! A male who can rock your ass.
by Sarah H March 10, 2005
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Black Guy Joe

Black guy joe got kicked out of a room full of thugs because he was wearing a speedo
by Kaotix October 29, 2007
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Who's Joe Mama?

The ultimate pro gamer move dodge. The reverse card against the "Joe Mama" card. So powerful and unexpected they piss their pants and shirt.
-"Do you know about Joe"
-"Who's Joe?"
-"JOE MAMA!!"
-"Who's Joe Mama?"
-"NANI!!"
by Heating Shower Water... October 29, 2019
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Creepy Joe

A term used to describe someone who sniffs women and children, usually while on camera. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed women and children while on camera.
Look at Thomas, he's such a creepy Joe.
by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020
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