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Ben Story

A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.

These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
by flyboy45 June 23, 2023
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Benning

To act in a selfish or lazy manner.
Oh my god dude I know he is online and can play with us. He is Benning so hard right now.
by TheDefinitionitaviator June 26, 2023
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Dalia Ben-asa

An old lady who is TOO FUCKING obsessed with medals and trophies. She will come to your house and do stuff to your family if you don't do what she says.
She taught Ahad Ha'am!
She always brings her friend who does nothing (Orly).
Damn, my family were kidnapped... Must be the work of Dalia Ben-asa.

I got all the medals and trophies, thanks to the amazing teaching of dalia (She is holding me at gunpoint)
by 7 wow student June 29, 2023
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Ben

Person1: Yo can you describe ben for me
Person2:Hot
by shadowsdad June 29, 2023
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Bullshit Ben

"I haven't used coke for 2 days!" said Ben Gibbo, from Tipton.

"Well that's Bullshit Ben. Dave subbed you a bag in Legends last night"
by Gingo June 2, 2024
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The Ben Path

Choosing to take the easiest path. The origin is the Ben Path at the mountain Ben Nevis, which is the easiest route up the mountain.
I'm feeling quite tired today, so I'll just take the Ben Path
by jammyjimmy June 7, 2024
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Ben

Damn, Ben really is a sexy lookin cowboy
by Deputy Delulu June 8, 2024
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