"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.
Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat.
Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."
Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."
Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."
Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."
Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."
Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."
by Frankie Boom Botz July 26, 2011
Get the Cool story bromug. by synikal July 19, 2004
Get the bros before hoesmug. Similar to a Bromance, except that this is had (generally while drunk) with another dude who you will not regularly see.
by Galeras October 11, 2011
Get the Bro Night Standmug. Common saying in clickbait youtube videos invloving pranksters getting their ass beat, mostly in black neighborhoods.
Prankster: *steals random guys hat* Random Guy: *Beats up prankster* Prankster: Chill bro it's a prank
by RiceKing_rb26 June 13, 2017
Get the Chill bro it's a prankmug. A fight within a bromance, when 2 guy's don't really wanna say who would win in a fight between each other cuz they both think their own self would win, but wont say it.
Random Friend: Who would win in a fight between you two?
Best friend 1: Well umm..... (Id Kick his ass)
Best friend 2: Yea well....... (Id Kick his ass)
Both: We Would never fight each other :-/
(awkward silence= Bro-Fight-Mance)
Best friend 1: Well umm..... (Id Kick his ass)
Best friend 2: Yea well....... (Id Kick his ass)
Both: We Would never fight each other :-/
(awkward silence= Bro-Fight-Mance)
by N.p.R July 29, 2010
Get the Bro-Fight-Mancemug. bros who dress like hipsters, carry skateboards around but never ride them, and hate on other bros but run around screaming "YOLO"
self-hating bro 1: ay brah, check out my dope plaid-lumberjack shirt, brah.
self-hating bro 2: AWESOME. so glad we're not like those frat idiots...WE'RE SO UNIQUE YOLO.
self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, YOLO
self-hating bro 2: AWESOME. so glad we're not like those frat idiots...WE'RE SO UNIQUE YOLO.
self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, YOLO
by y00ty00t December 13, 2012
Get the self-hating bromug. The point in a conversation with male friends where all talk turns to sports and you couldn't really give a fuck.
You're eating at lunch and asking how a person is doing, and someone mentions the local sports team and for the rest of the time, all that is referenced is the game from the night before. At this point in the conversation, you are in "bro-man's land." This is a play on "no-man's land" if you are that dense. It was the area between opposing sides on the battlefield in WWI where few ventured, and fewer survived.
by Dirty Wizard May 19, 2011
Get the Bro-man's Landmug.