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Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger. 

Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.
Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"

Friend Guy 2: "What?"

Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."

Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."

Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."

Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?

Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"

Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch 

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)
"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

beau fucking coup 

comes from the French word 'beaucoup' (a lot) and the English word 'fucking' stuck in the middle

used when one is either speaking both French and English, or one is talking to others who may understand both, to emphasize something using both languages at once

pronounced: bo-fucking-coo
I had beau fucking coup de French homework last night.
beau fucking coup by The Grét Man October 27, 2006

DONALD (FUCKING) TRUMP 

Ally: DUMBASS
DONALD (FUCKING) TRUMP: Yess
Ally: Piece of shittty shit

hippie fucking scumbag 

The dirty, smelly, stoned person who thinks it's "natural" to go without deoderant, soap, or water for three weeks and beg normal people for enough change to buy another dime bag of weed to help numb the pain of a miserable "non-conformist" life.
"That hippie fucking scumbag just asked me for some change and then said "fuck you then" when I ingored him."

Thigh Fucking 

Th act of spreading mayonaise or some type of slippery supstance onto a girls thighs and adding a collection of hair. You proceed to fuck the shit out of her thighs. Used mostly by Mormons in replacement of actual sex.
Dude, last night Mary and I were thigh fucking when her dad entered the room only to get a giant chub.
Thigh Fucking by Cole Robinson September 10, 2008