November 1

National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day

Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.

You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!

by anonymous November 1, 2021

1

2

1 is cool

by monstorachild April 5, 2023

Christianity +1

Being a normal Christian but also having a plus one in the relationship

I have converted to Christianity +1

by Dreamgamerx July 29, 2023

1+1=3

mom+dad=baby

1+1=3 so yes

by LOCALMEMER March 22, 2023

#1 Stalker

A parent who watches over their child a bit too much.

Hazel: Shit man, my parents are watching me on cameras.
Celi: Oh shit
Hazel: She really do be a #1 Stalker…

by avagina41205 January 23, 2023

#1 rule

The rule that shows Brooke loves Arturo more.

Remeber the #1 rule, Brooke loves Arturo more, it's a fact.

by BrookelovesArturo January 16, 2008

1, 2, 5

the act in which a disgusting male or female inserts one finger, then two, and then a whole fist into the vaginal canal giving the woman a weird pleasure in her sleep because she was so drunk she didn't know what was occurring.

I can't walk today, I think someone gave me a 1, 2, 5 last night!

by American fisting association November 29, 2018