hate fart

when your shitty ass ex wants to get back together and smash, you make her lick your butthole. the second she starts you fart in her mouth, yell "hate fart bitch" and run away.

I hate farted that bitch so bad her 2 front teeth got knocked out.

by apartmentnumberB May 14, 2018

Cacky Fart

When you mean to fart but you accedentally cac your self.

Mr. Poe: I have to fart, everyone leave the room! Now!!!
Mrs. Bathrobe: Okay, I will leave.
10 minutes later...
Mrs. Bathrobe: Poe are you still dere.?
Mr. Poe: Mrs, i accedently Cacky Farted mai undies.

by AnononononononymousX June 6, 2010

Trick fart

Wet fart of a hookers john

Nasty as a trick fart

by TommySan March 11, 2022

emilia fart

an icon

such an emilia fart
such an icon

by ghasssen May 28, 2018

Card Fart

When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.

I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.

by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

Fart Pop

Pretty much most dubstep-like music.

"Hey dude, that new dubstep album is nothing but a bunch of fart pop."

by RuctusRudy December 1, 2016