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Take my dog to the groomers

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
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take the w

Minecraft nerds that has no life uses this
"HOLY SHIT I KILLED YOU"
His mate: "YEA TAKE THE W KID L"
by i.want.to.die. April 26, 2017
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Take a touch

She started feeling my wood and I told her to take a touch
by Samuelae16 on tt December 28, 2024
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Take responsibility

For me stealing from you....

You are going to fix this... Or I am going to fix this. I don't care about your ethos. I don't care what your God said. I'm not going to be your Jesus. You killing kids doesn't fix my problem here but ME doing the same DOES FIX MY PROBLEM.
A retard "Take responsibility for the targeted harassment and monitoring campaign. It's your fault it's happening and you should accept that."

Hym "No. I'm not doing it. YOU can prove it if YOU care to stop it but I WILL NOT LIFT A FINGER for a positive outcome. If you suceed in stealing from me... If I am not given recourse against the perpetrator of this... I WILL kill a child. It won't be today. It won't be tomorrow. But it WILL be for that reason. And everyone will know that. They will die in terror and the last thing they will ever see is their loved ones trying to rip me off of them. I do have to let you have your moment. So, I won't. I'm just not going to. I don't ever have to. The longer I wait the less of a punishment imprisonment or death will be. Your hell isn't real. I'll get away with it by doing the thing I was going to do anyway. No amount of agony will undo what I will do. I'm not going to be dissuaded. I'm not letting you arbitrate terms. The longer YOU wait the less I'm going to care about getting what I want and I can always just do it anyway if I'm dissatisfied with you running out the clock. There's a chance I've already enlisted others. You will not retaliate. You will not let others retaliate. Now... I'm a man of my word. I said I would create A.I. and I did. Now, I'm saying if I tell you I WON'T kill your kids... Then I won't ever kill them. But there is only ONE WAY... That THAT will ever be the case."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Take the Leather Line

To walk somewhere. It's a play on a bus or train line name.
Person A: How are you gonna get there if your car broke down
Person B: I'll take the leather line
by DoubleDDestroyer January 28, 2025
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Lott Take

The antithesis of a hot take. A Lott Take eschews any meaningful insight instead providing only obvious observations. E.g. "We didn't win the game because the offense didn't score enough points and the defense allowed too many points."
Can't wait to read this week's Lott Take *eye roll*
by Monkey Boiz November 11, 2022
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taking a zac

Using the bathroom, finishing, and then coming back to your desk, only to get up and go back to the bathroom.
I can't get any work done b/c I keep taking a zac.
by ZaK04845 November 6, 2014
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