Skip to main content

Battlefield: Bad Company 3

A rumored game in the Battlefield series of FPS games that will never exist because Call of Duty is the best FPS ever. Of All Time.

But Halo's good, two.
Dude 1: Hey, you heard about Battlefield: Bad Company 3?
Dude 2: You mean that Battlefield game that will never come to reality to to EA shutting down Dice in the next few years?
Dude 1: Where did you get that from?
Dude 2: Thought of from the top my head. Dude, I hate EA.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Because all of the bad things from that one guy said about CoD.
Dude 1: Dude, fish have nothing to do with this. We're talking about games.
*Awkward Silence*
Dude 1: What? What?? WHAT?!
Dude 2: I MEANT CALL OF DUTY, IDIOT!!!!!
Dude 1: Wait, what? "Call of Duty"? Never heard of it.
Dude 2: You're serious?
Dude 1: Who made it and published it?
Dude 2: You mean MAKES and PUBLISHES THEM. There's more than one game, dude. And they're still going. Oh, Infinity Ward and Treyarch make them, and Activision publishes them.
Dude 2: Activision made a deal with Microsoft so map packs come out first on Xbox 360.
Dude 2: Survival Mode for Modern Warfare 3, Nazi Zombies for World at War and Black Ops, best game series ever, dude. You HAVE to play it.
Dude 1: (muffled giggles) Xbox! I play PS3.
Dude 2: Then you have no life.
Nerd: I play Halo!
Both Dudes: SHUT UP! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HALO!
by LukeMCFC141 January 7, 2012
mugGet the Battlefield: Bad Company 3mug.

Hug - A - Furry - Day 3

The same thing as the last few.
You must hug ALL Furries you meet and you cannot run or fight back.
Happens on the 25th of December.
they hugged the furry, as it was hug - a - furry - day 3.
by dfsadadassadasdas December 18, 2020
mugGet the Hug - A - Furry - Day 3mug.

4-9-3-11

Dick. D is the fourth letter in the alphabet, I is the ninth letter in the alphabet, C is the third letter in the alphabet and K is the eleventh letter in the alphabet.
I prefer an uncircumsized 4-9-3-11
by FlyAway July 20, 2011
mugGet the 4-9-3-11mug.

Hug A Furry Day 3

Same as the last two. You must hug all furries you see, and you are unable to run or fight back.
Happens on December 25th.
they hug the furry because it was hug a furry day 3
by dfsadadassadasdas December 18, 2020
mugGet the Hug A Furry Day 3mug.

0-3-5

An inside unoriginal overused joke only guitar players will understand it is the tablature of the riff in the 70s rock song, "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple it is often regarded as the easiest guitar riff of all time that every guitarist knows. Most guitarists just refer to the song as "0-3-5" and think its funny to play everywhere and yell out "PLAY 0-3-5!".

(ngl though it does slap and is a banger song in general)
Unfunny guy in a guitar center: PLAY 0-3-5 BRO!

Literally everyone's expression in a 5-mile radius: "Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing"
by Iwantamommysooobad November 8, 2022
mugGet the 0-3-5mug.

3 free passes

Your boyfriend gets 3 passes to do whatever he wants to do to you anytime anywhere and you can't do anything about it
My boyfriend has 3 free passes he gets to do whatever he wants to me
by Mexicanguy75 January 31, 2020
mugGet the 3 free passesmug.

3 times in a row

when you fuck in three different places in a house or apartment. This also consists of having three orgasams.
Babe, wanna do it 3 times in a row?
by Hanna is bae April 13, 2016
mugGet the 3 times in a rowmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email