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I can't believe it's not butter!

A popular phrase to say when you are currently in denial that what you have been served on your warm toast is not butter, but rather, margarine.

The phrase became especially after a brand of margarine used it as their name, to show just how their margarine was more similar to the real thing, however, now it's pretty normal that margarine tastes like butter.
Person A: This toast is so tasty. What is the brand of butter you use?
Person B: That's not butter, that's margarine.
Person A: What? I can't believe it's not butter!
by Sionw October 14, 2018
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moonlight butter doesn't fly

Residentsleeper get on the fucking ground because if I remember correctly moonlight butter doesn't fly you idiot.
Man moonlight butter doesn't fly. (Person 1)

That's the moonlight butterfly in a nutshell mate. (Person 2)
by Com guzzling slut December 20, 2020
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butter milk love nugget

One who's body is as smooth as butter but his manhood is hard as a nugget of gold.
Jane heard that John was nothing but a pure butter milk love nugget.
by pimpskillet04 December 17, 2008
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Once you are done fucking a girl one guy puts peanut butter on his dick and one guy puts jelly on his and they both smack her in the face at the same time.
Philip:Hey Joe, remember when we gave that bitch the peanut butter and jelly smack?
Joe: Oh hell yeah I was hard and sticky for weeks!
by carebear345 May 28, 2012
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Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."
"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
by Milicent December 26, 2009
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artist formally known as butters

noun, name for the lucky lady before September 2006. Post, known as el-dente.
sometimes referred to as buttery biscuits.
Matt married the artist formally known as butters in an extravagant ceremony.
by JessicaG October 25, 2006
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Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B)

A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots
Person 1: Have you heard of the Butter Cat Brigade?

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 1: The Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B) is a cult/religion founded for the Butter Cat! *

Person 2: Oh, sounds cool! I'll look into it!

**Definition: A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots
by Kitty F Cat 76538484847474 October 12, 2019
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