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Michael

He is a stupid but funny person. Doesn’t beg for a girlfriend he is no lady’s man either. He is bot good at any subjects but make up for his stupidity. With his stupidness he is funny, he is quite but if your friends with him he will talk for ages. He loves to talk shit, but know’s when to not to. He doesn’t also show any sad emotions. He also has a lot of friends and never feel left alone.
“Hey Michael did you punch that baby?!”“yeah it looks ugly”
by Beansalot November 22, 2021
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Michael

Michael is what I would call special. He is like no other boy. Michael is very nice and loving. Treats girl with respect anyone would want Michael. Michael is very short and is has an extremely big cock.
Have you guys seen michael today?
Yeah that 8 inch was sticking out 😳
by iloveponies1029120 May 10, 2021
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Michael

Michael is one of the most charismatic people you will ever meet. He will always be there for you no matter what, and will always listen to what you have to say. At first he may come off blunt when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will shortly find out that he has a huge heart and really cares. He can be stubborn and LOVES to be right, but you will love him no matter what. He has the most beautiful eyes and fluffy hair. His personality is one of a kind and you wont ever find someone like him, its hard not to fall for a Michael, and once you do, its near to impossible to get over him. You can go on for hours talking to him and wont get bored. He has a deep and calming voice that will never fail to give you butterfly's. He has the amazing most contagious smile, even though he doesn't agree and has low self esteem he is really one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet, any time you feel like crying or you feel sad he will cheer you up and put a smile on your face. If you have a Michael in your life, just know that you are a lucky person, and never loose him.
Girl 1: Michael is one of the best people I've ever met, I cant get my mind off him.
by mialovesmike<3 June 27, 2022
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Michael

Michael has "You're welcome syndrome", he always expects a thank you when doing the smallest of tasks. He also has anger issues as he can't take impostors as a game. Kid gets angry at fortnite and starts arguments, don't understand that he's the real problem, still thinks shayla loves him.
Harry: *sits in silence, playing a game and gets shot at*
Michael: *notices and shoots the enemy*
Harry: *gets the enemy low*
Michael: *steals the kill* YOURE WELCOME HARRY
by Cray Cray Zoey November 9, 2021
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Michael

a stinky protein power dreads skinny fat black monkey that makes excuses for missing practice
Michael loves brextens tip
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Michael Sahinbas

Michael Sahinbas Is a boy of the age of **14 years old**. He has 2 sisters named **Shelley** and **Kalin**, they all love hulkspoo
Michael sahinbas loves hulkspoo
by ShelleyCustard March 18, 2022
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Michael Bannon

TRYHARD. "ATHLETE". IS IN LOVE WITH FLAT PANCAKES IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. CLASSIC WHITE BOY WHO PLAYS FOOTBALL.
That prick is such a Michael Bannon dude.
by #honestperson May 16, 2019
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