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Dick Kicked In

To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.

Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.
The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.

My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.
by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 12, 2017
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Dick Nanny

One who lives at a residence and whose sole duty is to pleasure an entire household sexual, free from emotional constraints.
Bryan: "Who is that girl that lives in your house and is blowing you and all of your room mates?"

Toby: "That's Kate, the dick nanny."

Frat Guy 1: "Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

Frat Guy 2: "Naw, she lives at Kevin's and is a total dick nanny."
by JATS June 2, 2016
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Dick-douche

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.
by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016
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Bumpin Dicks

Bumpin Dicks is the act between two or more males. Typically Homosexual males that involve the pressing of their male genitalia together repeatedly as a type of foreplay to aid in their arousal.
It is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heterosexual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.
Example 1: I bet that prick Doug will be bumpin dicks with management at our companies' annual circle jerk this christmas.

Example 2. "Guys we're about to start a heist on GTA, would you two stop bumpin dicks and join the session already?"
by Singularpube May 30, 2016
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Dick Wolfed

When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.
Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!
by emmmmers June 1, 2016
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nap dick

After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.
Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch
by Iam_batman14 April 27, 2016
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