by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
Get the Michael Minutemug. 
Michael is a guy who always smiles and damn his smile is literally the cutest thing you will ever see in your life. He makes you laugh crazy but is also on your side when you feel the worst. But most important, he connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are arround him. He loves his loved ones with all his heart and soul. And once you meet a Michael, you'll never want to lose him, because he has the incredible way of making people's hearts happy, especially the heart of his girl.
by rainysummernights July 17, 2020
Get the Michael <3mug. that one guy from an inside joke my friends made a parody of Michael Afton the one behind your mother
by Coolguy76/Ricardo April 22, 2022
Get the Michael Actionmug. this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.
by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. by killfuck March 24, 2024
Get the michaelmug.