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Harry

Thinks he can match people, but is fairly incompetent. Is a dry texter, with an interest in golf, because it was recently found, that he has no mates. A Harry will typically come into your life with the sole purpose of annoying you. He will appear in the strangest of situations. I would recommend locking your door at night before having sex. Despite this, a Harry will often get into shenanigans. Word of caution if your name is Harry, sleep with one eye open as you could very well get a bucket of piss thrown on you.

A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.

Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.

If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.
"Time seemed to stand still as they lost themselves in each other. Harry's fingers tangled in Jodie's hair, pulling her closer, deepening the kiss. Jodie's arms wrapped around him, pulling him in as close as possible, their bodies pressed against each other."
by #daddygeordridge September 21, 2023
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Dom harris

A boy who is 16 years of age with a massive penis and a distinctive freckle on it
Wow that boy has a freckle on his penis he's obviously a dom Harris
by Bibopbooloop February 27, 2017
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Jack Harris

Very sexy man who nows how to dougie
Hey Jack Harris can you teach me how dougie
by Newington March 10, 2022
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Harry Styles

unique fashion styles! gorgeous skin, hair and eyes. lawd willing soon to come out completely as a member of the LGBT community!

here's hoping ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ
Harry Styles better be a top! j/s
by atlHeretic770 May 2, 2022
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Harris

An amazing person that you should appreciate ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Look at *Harris* isn't he so amazing ugh I wish I was him ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–
by A person ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ September 13, 2021
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Harry Meat

A boy from Connah's Quay that loves skat and crack. He loves slurping up sloppy faeces and creating his own food cycle of shit. Arse to mouth, arse-to-mouth over and over and over. All day every day he continues the sloppy cycle.
by HarryMeatsSuperFan January 12, 2024
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Harry Potter

That one book series Millennials and Some of Gen Z based their entire personality off of when they were like 8.
A: I love Harry Potter!
B: when did you read it?
A: when I was 8!
B: what?
A: yeah the whole series and all the movies
B: what the fu-
by LowYummy February 26, 2022
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