Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.

No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021

Glossy Taco

Simply Nailogicals unique way of saying "glossy top coat" . The holo queen says it like shes because shes canadian, eh?

Now lets put on a glossy taco!

by Smol doge owner April 18, 2018

Tacos El Gordo

The fucking best taco place in the whole world. The atmosphere, the danger, the presence of security officer, in addition to the amazing tripa taco made this place the absolute bomb. Always go to this place at 1:30AM to get the full experience. Please in open one in Davis, California. The person who will do this will be the riches person in the world.

I will always love Tacos El Gordo

by TacosElGordoNumeroUnoAdmirador December 29, 2021

Shawn taco

To be wrapped in a large blanket and anally fucked until the participant speaks Spanish

Hey Rob, can you put me in that Shawn taco position again?

by Haley dow August 11, 2025

glossy taco

The phrase, Christine - of Simply Nailogical uses (on YouTube) to shorten 'gloss top coat'.

Put on a glossy taco to finish the look.

by wordygirlkea April 18, 2018

glossy taco

a lazy way to say glossy top coat

Cristine, a holosexual, used a glossy taco to protect her freshly painted nails

by Meggers666 August 13, 2017

Tummy taco

Noun: act of masterbating in ones tummy as if the rolls were a delicious Mexican treat.

Dale's girlfriend wouldn't put out on Tuesday, therefore he enjoyed a satisfying tummy taco

by huhnow11 December 3, 2016