shit breath

Weapons-grade halitosis.

His breath smelled like rotten eggs, double dipped in shit and deep fried in sulfur.

He was commonly called shit breath in the office.

by Ong-Bak November 11, 2008

shit cock

The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.

Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"

by Steeeeve May 11, 2006

barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)

I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.

by wooob July 6, 2008

Rocket Shit

A "Rocket Shit" is the type of shit you take when you're in a hurry. These shits are typically expelled from the anus in a fast and sometimes loud manner, hence the name: "Rocket Shit"

Oh man, after that Mexican food i rushed home and took a rocket shit, it was a photo-finish.

by JoexVirus December 9, 2007

Skinny Shit

not fat shit.
Long ribbon turds that squeeze out like tiny rope instead of being a big solid dump. Usually as a result of eating only ice cream, chicken livers, and potatoes. Drink some water and eat an apple, then check out your turd to see if it's bulked up.

My poop shoot is depositing skinny shit into the toilet, i better start drinking more water!

by ForestNymph69 January 2, 2012

shitting dog

the sexual act as the male is laying on his back in the static position while the female is squatting grabbing the males ankles, facing away from his face, and fucking his brains out

literally looks like a dog shitting
"That girl looks like a shitting dog."

by swallow my cockacino February 5, 2009

shit sprouter

One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.

Ignorant sprouting:
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"

Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
babowww

Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"

by jonathad April 1, 2010