james

james whear is a sexy individual with an even sexier girlfriend. he treats her with love and kindness because he knows she is in control and wears the trousers in their relationship. he worships the ground his girlfriend walks on and knows she’s the most beautiful girl in the world. she is stunning and kind and he knows she’s the best thing to ever happen to him.

james: wow bruv look at my girl i want to marry her, we’re both so sexy and will have beautiful children

his friend: yea bro idk how you bagged her she’s so beautiful and she’s an angel.

by beautiful girlfriend July 21, 2024

James

Someone who is an absolute unit, but has a lot of anxiety. He could easily but anyone in their place but remains to be a gentle giant. Although not well suited to the social life, a James can be a good friend.

Hey looks James what's the weather like up there?

by Garbo00 November 19, 2023

James Perkins

James Perkins is a someone who plays World of Warcraft and smokes a shit ton of weed and has a porn addiction.

“Hey Ray, have you seen Jacob lately?” Ray: “ Nah man, he’s been a real James Perkins lately.”

by Freaky Bobby boy June 24, 2025

Theo James

Name of the hottest actor of all time. Every girls lady boner, the 39 year old man every teenage girl has a crush on and delusional for.

Girl:
Hey do you that hot actor, theo j-

Girl 2:
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO THEO JAMES IS!?

by Pajost April 28, 2024

James

James stands for small penis. Small penis = Unstatified girls. :(

James is a word for small penis, also very insulting if you say "You're such a james"

by ILikePPs March 21, 2020

Frederick James Hofman

Frederick is a man who has a micro pp. He will never be able to please a woman and will have no chance of giving a girl an orgasm. He is also a spaz who is exceptionally fast. He will also argue with his male teachers in middle and high school. On top of that he will meet a girl named Sierra and will like her. He will soon lose interest but than faller for her again and they will get married. They will have around 10 children.

Your a Frederick JAmes Hofman

by Xx_thefurgy_xX May 17, 2019

Doing A James

sinking a large amount of hours or days into a specific subject, typically gaming

what the fuck
what?
he is already better than me and it has been only 2 days!
that cheeky cunt must be doing a james!

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022