Cat Pub

Where cats go at night. Under certain outdoor bits of wood or corrugated iron may be found the entrance to the Cat Pub, a subterranean chamber equipped with cat chairs, a cat jukebox playing cat music, a cat bar serving cat lager and a sort of pinata made from dead mice. After several hours in the Cat Pub, the cat emerges, pissed, and spews on your lawn. (Viz, Random Hut, 1986)

Bloke 1: Bruce, where's your cat, mate?
Bloke 2: Cat Pub, mate.
Bloke 1: Go on.
Bloke 2: Oh, my word.

by hydraulis August 7, 2016

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cat in the tub

trying to put your scrotum and penis in your partners ass and vagina at the same time

Man, last night i tried to put the cat in the tub on amanda. That shit was hard my nigga

by What a Cuck November 29, 2016

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Wampus Cat

A rarely seen beast native to the Hickman county\ Pinewood area. Thought to be extinct, until it's recent sightings. Cat Wampus has be known for it's fierce,elusive, and easily startled nature. The Wampus also has an optical allergen to camouflage. Which means pisses him off. If seen with "camo" on, drop your clothes and run. Its safer that way...

I was deer huntin, and ran across a Wampus Cat. Instantly I ripped off my "camo". Made a run for it. Because I'm not a dumbass.

by BrianMccaleb January 14, 2017

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