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Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.
To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.
by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025
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North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.
Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream
by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025
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cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025
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cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025
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Ice cream

A diarrhea causing food due to lactose content
Man I should not have eaten that ice cream
by LactoseIntolerant3000 January 14, 2025
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Ice cream

Quite possibly the best and most delicious thing ever invented with cold delicious sweetness.
by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025
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nutty buddy cream pie

When two guys ejaculate in the same vagina
Tim n Jerry did the nutty buddy cream pie to that women
by Killingfetus January 24, 2025
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