Foggy Top

When you are receiving unexpected and unwanted head from an undefined individual.

Yeah bruh, I woke up from my nap and I was getting foggy top from a dude!

by Himmy Nuetron December 18, 2022

Dirty Bus Top

Receiving world renowned felatio from a Dirty Bus Stop. (Regional)

"That Dirty Bus Stop gives sloppy, Dirty Bus Top. I Busted my Top!" -Rudy

by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 26, 2022

Top G

The leader against emasculation in modern society

Andrew Tate is THE Top G

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Top-druff

When topping off a male and there appears to be pubic dandruff

That guy I sucked off last week had SERIOUS top-druff... i might need to get him some HEAD and shoulders ;)

by Therealspeller January 5, 2024

Top Sheep

A girl with purple hair who is just the best at everything, honestly ;)

Person 1: Look, Amys dyed her hair purple!
Person 2: Yeah, I guess thats because shes the top sheep!

by Matt Badcock May 19, 2012

Iri Kwstak Power Top disorder

An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).

-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.

by nightvbluez April 29, 2024

Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 23, 2018