One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass
I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since
by Og Orange November 21, 2019
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Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.
“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”
by coopertone July 16, 2022
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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
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two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship
Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...
by guardian.ange December 08, 2023
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two finger blowout

When one partner simply takes 2 fingers unexpectedly. Then the other partner receives 2 fingers shoved in the butthole and then proceeds to have explosive diarrhea.
She was in the doggy position a waiting his cock, when he surprisingly shoved 2 fingers in her butthole and explosive diarrhea occurred. With great excitement he jumped up and yelled, "Yes! That's what I call a two finger blowout".
by LissyBlissy April 20, 2024
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act two blues

The sadness you feel at the second act of a three act story where the main characters are at their lowest point.
Guy 1: Remember at the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" and Luke lost his hand and Solo got captured

Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues
by Gentleman Nemesis June 19, 2015
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