old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

withered old beast

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas

He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

by satan666dingus October 27, 2016

Big old Ellis

Someone who believes everything that goes on the internet is true

"That big old Ellis thinks that because it's on urban dictionary it's 100% true!"

by msl0402975877 July 16, 2021

The Old school twist

when an old man takes a shit in ur mouth and shoves a swizzle stick up ur dick hole

( Hey my dad gave me The Old School Twist the other day i still sting from it)

by mitchell richardson October 12, 2011

old st filth

a rather old man with a long grey beard and grey hair
often quite filthy
come from the term for santa claus old st nick

oh my god look its old st filth

by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007

The old trailer voice

The deep, croaky, and epic voices of Don LaFontain and Redd Pepper that narrate every old movie/video game trailer in existence. Usually says cliches like: 'in a world, where...', 'but there was one thing they didn't count on...' and 'one man has the power to...'
Now also known as the Honest Trailers voice.

try sounding more cooler by using the old trailer voice

by Sully van September 29, 2019

Old Bastard

When someone plays an elderly character and focuses more on their age, rather than their character.

Master Roshi's AB dub actor was better known as Old Bastard

by anonymous November 17, 2020