A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.
Example/Situation
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
by tomex June 15, 2008
The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.
Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...
by Dash Rendar March 31, 2008
This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.
by Turkey Rashers January 06, 2022
To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar
Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!
by Sabrina Burton August 10, 2006
Another word for cheesing from the TV show "South Park" in which a male cat interacts with another male cat and marks its territory, ultimatly having its urine snuffed in a way to get high and go into a trip almost like LSD but with more breasts.
by Jeff Ansell April 01, 2008
Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"
by manfromengland November 08, 2010
Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.
by imahottentot June 20, 2010