Ask out your crush day

December 1st
Ask out your crush day. Don't be shy, do it.

Person 1: hey, it's Ask out your crush day so, will you date me

Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you

by Mcalistair November 29, 2021

National ask your crush out day

Hey, it's December 4th and you know what that means Ask them out

"Hey you wanna go out sometime?"
"Yes! I was just about to ask you because it's national ask your crush out day!."

by bananananabread December 3, 2021

National kiss your crush day

On this day January 12 you should walk up to your crush and kiss them anywhere

This is national kiss your crush day January 12

by Not your boyfriend 973 January 6, 2022

Kisses my crush

Kiss your crush it’s January 14

Me;*kisses my crush crush* crush ;wtf me;it’s January 14. Crush;oh *kisses back*

by Urmomis January 12, 2022

National kiss your crush

Every Friday is kiss your crush day 😉😉

I kissed my crush on Friday because it was national kiss your crush day

by Tbhhiss32 January 15, 2022

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Hug your crush day!

Its March 29th that means its hug your crush day!!

Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼

You: guess what
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th

Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗

by Wrestler9 March 28, 2022