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Yum-Poo

‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.
Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
mugGet the Yum-Poomug.

poo poo

by #RUSH E 4 LIFE September 18, 2023
mugGet the poo poomug.

80 poo

The speed at which the kid that swears he throws 90 mph actually throws, easy home runs.
Yeah, he thinks he is so good but he throws 80 poo
by Thatbaseballkid July 18, 2023
mugGet the 80 poomug.

Stinky poo

Stinky poo refers to a particular female named Dea whom has the inability to smell good.
I can't believe that stinky poo is sitting with us
by Hmmwhoisthis February 21, 2020
mugGet the Stinky poomug.

Poo smoker

In the area of Tacoma Washington, poo smoker is someone who smokes meth or heroin. When a addict and drug deal goes down, a lot of people say “where’s the shit” now in this local area they ask for poo.

Some believe it’s the scent of poop from heroin when smoked from tin foil which is true. Heroin when smoked has poop smell to it.

We in the 206 to 253 call tweakers poo smokers.
“It’s like 1am and that poo smoker is tweaking the fuck out
by SMOKIN TIN FOIL November 8, 2021
mugGet the Poo smokermug.

I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event
I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods
by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023
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Poo Nugget

After a satisfying dump, A Poo nugget is what hangs on at the end and refuses to let go no matter how nice you ask it.

It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"
no matter how hard she tried, the poo nugget stayed clinging on
Michaela just kept hanging on.
by ghostly white September 20, 2019
mugGet the Poo Nuggetmug.

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