What can you do piss in your shoe

This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.

Shannon: oh well!

Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe

by Turkey Rashers January 5, 2022

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

Mary Jane Piss in yo face fun time

Another word for cheesing from the TV show "South Park" in which a male cat interacts with another male cat and marks its territory, ultimatly having its urine snuffed in a way to get high and go into a trip almost like LSD but with more breasts.

Mary Jane Piss in yo face fun time was Kenny's new hobbie.

by Jeff Ansell April 1, 2008

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

by manfromengland November 10, 2010

Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin

Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.

OW OW OW Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin.
Who put that table there?

by imahottentot June 21, 2010

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants

When someone is overly pissed off and decides to yell at everyone, even when they're trying to help.

Guy 1: What the hell do you want? You're not helping me!
Guy 2: Woah, dude. Don't be such a Pissy Pants.
Guy 3: Yeah. It looks like You Pissed Your Pants.

Pissed off Angry Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants

by SomeSeriousCarnage May 31, 2014