national slap ass day

On April 23rd is national slap ass day!

National slap ass day is where u go up to anyone and slap their ass

by Graggen Smemt April 22, 2021

National wear black day

There should be an National wear back Day so let it be on December 5th we all wear black

Person: why are you wearing all black?

Other person: because today is National wear black day!

by Tre_jo_ the_creater November 22, 2019

National everything day

National everything day is when u can do anything u want and it is on the 17th of April,you could kiss people, hug, slap their butt etc.

On national everything day I'm gonna be naughty 😈 lmao 😂

by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019

National Cougar Day

National Cougar Day is on September 25th. This day honors all cougars.

Underaged male: Hey its National Cougar Day!
q30 yr Female: You know what that means 😘

by TalkingSheep69 September 12, 2022

National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024

national nookie day

a celebrated day on june 22nd celebrating the one and only nookie

happy national nookie day!

what are you doing on national nookie day?

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

National energy drink day

National energy drink day is on the 7th October. A day where a friend or family member or partner has to buy you an energy drink!

Person 1: “oh! It’s National energy drink day”
Person 2: “looks like I have to buy you an energy drink then!”

by Whos_thatgirl October 3, 2023