roof bear

A smaller bear that make their way into your home through your roof

My wife was scared because she thought she heard a roof bear

by D Anny September 8, 2021

Bear Hollow

A large hatchet wound created by Ted Nugent. Typically found where you wash the dogs, or where polish heartshots are executed with precision by left-handed hunters.

We found Bear Hollow on a map of Fun Roving the Woods and Waters.

by Cous Hunter March 23, 2021

Care Bear Stare

This activity can be used by males and females alike. Originating from the originally Cate Bear cartoon we watched as children where the bear immobilizes or defeats negativity with rainbows that shoot from their tummies.

To use this in human form. It is characterized by planting both feet firm on the ground and staring down your victim or prey until they are too creeped out or call the police for help. the purpose is to assert dominance but often achieves the look of crazy, possibility being arrested or causing laughter.

Tony Care Bear Stared a cute girl at the grocery store and got slapped.

by alotachewy July 9, 2017

gummy bear party pop

An album released in October 16, 2015 by Gummibär. Songs in it include Gummy Twist, I Want Candy, Woof! There is Is, KikiRiki, Moves Like Jagger, Wati Wati Wu, Bubble Up, Gummy Style, Go For The Goal, The Locomotion, Gummy Bomba, I'm a Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song), Monster Mash, Lucky Star, Lullaby and Xmas Town.

Jonathan: "My favorite album is Gummy bear party pop."
Suzie: "Really? Me too!"
Jonathan: "I guess we have more in common that I thought."

by aurriae September 25, 2020

cactus bear

Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.

Hey do you like cactus bear?

Uhh obviously!

by Fuckmeharderdaddywithadildo December 16, 2020

silly silly la la bear

someone who is so hot and amazinf and funky

Youre such a silly silly la la bear

by asillygoofymood May 5, 2022

Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."

GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty June 3, 2018