your face!

a terrible comeback, mainly used by fags.

Lloyd: dude, you suck balls
David: your face!

by shaquile October 14, 2007

wash your face

derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored

'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"

by WalletSlut November 15, 2007

1987 all over your face

explode all over your face

im going to 1987 all over your face

by Britani Diablo January 11, 2009

eat your face

When someone is really hungry and your face looks really yummy, they may want to eat your face.

I'm hungry!

Lemme eat your face!

*Chomp!* *omnomnom*

Yum!!

by faceeaterhuh January 16, 2011

Rip your face off

When you get so drunk that you feel your face being ripped off.

Jesper: These drinks are really strong!
Ian: Yeah - I feel my face being ripped off!

Damn. I'm so hung over. My face got ripped off yesterday.

Be careful with these drinks. They will rip your face off!

by DK Maestro June 20, 2009

your face

Some gay comeback that brothers tend to use.

What? Did I hear...your face?

by asdfghjkl1234567890 June 24, 2005

Steal Your Face

Coined by fans of the jam band Grateful Dead. Generally a term for dosing a person with copious amounts of LSD.

Deadhead: "Hey man, can I steal your face"
Average Joe: "I don't know what that means, but sure!!!"

by Landee Mac Dandee April 11, 2020