This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
Get the I wish I was Jared, 19mug. by Chpvlie December 19, 2023
Get the i wish a bitch wouldmug. A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.
Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
by bitchcanthandle July 4, 2016
Get the Wishing Well of Doommug. by ƎƎƎƎ December 9, 2021
Get the wish chacemug. <.7.9.7.6.>With The Back Smacks Of The Smacked Backs For The Free, In The Back Of THe Bus Is THe SUnflower Deed, You Wish YOu Knew What It Takes TO be Me, So All Of YOu Individuals Caled Dandelions "'THe Sunflower Deed'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>With The Back Smacks Of The Smacked Backs For The Free, In The Back Of THe Bus Is THe SUnflower Deed, You Wish YOu Knew What It Takes TO be Me, So All Of YOu Individuals Caled Dandelions "'THe Sunflower Deed'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>With The Back Smacks Of The Smacked Backs For The Free, In The Back Of THe Bus Is THe SUnflower Deed, You Wish YOu Knew What It Takes TO be Me, So All Of YOu Individuals Caled Dandelions "'THe Sunflower Deed'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Ben Wish spends his Saturdays in sainos (Sainsbury’s) with his cheeky latte grading papers, accept mine that he hasn’t received yet. He makes all his students smile, love u sir hope you grow soon.
by MrsBannanaHammock October 14, 2019
Get the Ben Wishmug. 