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sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.
nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide flowin in. close your mouths.
by PfattyP October 4, 2025
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Weave

BRO HIS WEAVE FELL OFF
by correctman August 23, 2021
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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands
by Stellmar July 6, 2017
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Weave Virgin

To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee

Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?

Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?

Person 1: Nah gal

Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018
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isabella weaving

Isabella weaving is an incredible person and is very loyal to the one she loves when you first look at her she is hyper and happy but deepdown she is insecure and depressed.Isabella weaving will always be there for you no matter what she cares for everyone and has a pure heart
John: “damn that gurl is so nice but i think there is more to her that meets the eye”
Linda: “that must be an isabella weaving
by ✨issy✨ November 3, 2020
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