Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

by sin & evil t October 6, 2008

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

Viking chili bowl

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.

Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

Viking

A tall hairy Thai man that is prepared to destroy anyone that comes in his way with his penis.

Viking raided a house full of women and destroyed all of them.

by MadarchodCibai November 23, 2021

Viking Cheiftains

a annoying team with so much aura (body odor) that it scares away all the citizens!!

the viking cheiftains is getting mogged by sigma knight commanders!

by cheskus December 6, 2024