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Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .
AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.
by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023
mugGet the Soggy Towelmug.

Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
by flyingholly March 29, 2015
mugGet the Towel Situationmug.

towel wrap

When you are having oral sex and you turn her over and cum on her back so the cum wraps around her back and to the front of her body.
I gave Makenzie a towel wrap yesterday, it felt like heaven.
by DAT KKK BOI so suck it May 21, 2017
mugGet the towel wrapmug.

Turkey towel

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.
by Snake trap January 17, 2018
mugGet the Turkey towelmug.

Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.
Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.
by Moar semen May 15, 2016
mugGet the Jerk towelmug.

Towel Week

A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.
Guy #1- Dude, is that the Japanese flag on your bed?

Guy#2- Nah man, it's just towel week.
by Ron Speed December 25, 2012
mugGet the Towel Weekmug.

dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel
"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"
by communitities May 27, 2018
mugGet the dry towelmug.

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