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towel line

A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.
Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."
by His Steinness January 11, 2009
mugGet the towel linemug.

Weed Towel

A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.
Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.
by mensismans January 22, 2017
mugGet the Weed Towelmug.

gaping towel

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!
by Ktin665 May 11, 2011
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Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
by TushT June 8, 2018
mugGet the Need a towelmug.

dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel
"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"
by communitities May 27, 2018
mugGet the dry towelmug.

Turkey towel

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.
by Snake trap January 17, 2018
mugGet the Turkey towelmug.

towel wrap

When you are having oral sex and you turn her over and cum on her back so the cum wraps around her back and to the front of her body.
I gave Makenzie a towel wrap yesterday, it felt like heaven.
by DAT KKK BOI so suck it May 21, 2017
mugGet the towel wrapmug.

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