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Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.
“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”
by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025
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Meat Thief

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.
John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.
by Sickmanseth May 6, 2008
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yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children
Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you
by 459395 August 31, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
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Penny thief

Clickbait YouTubers who have to many ads for a video that 10:01 long.|Ricegum
Bob: I met a youtube at Vidcon!
Mark: was it a Penny thief?
Bob: No, it was Lele Pons.
Mark: That is an oxymoron!
by Pettycrimes July 14, 2020
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queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.
"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"
by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016
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Drama thief

A person who steal someone's drama
I stole his drama and his money, and his girl friend as well! he is now a loser. I am a bad drama thief!
by Goodchild May 14, 2015
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