Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023

Jive

Another word for roasting or joaning.

1) Him: Boy yo head head big as shit

You: oh you tryna jive

2) Derek stay jiven on people

by Tre savage September 25, 2018

Jive

Weed. It’s a slang term for marijuana.

Little Johnny: Hey you got some jive?
Larry:Hell yea bro I gotchu!

by Larry Pimpin November 2, 2019

jive

Effortlessly Cool: Describes something or someone with an air of effortless style, flair, or charisma. It’s the kind of cool that doesn’t try too hard but still stands out.

You’ve got to meet Jordan—he’s got that jive factor that makes everyone want to hang out with him.

by keymash August 18, 2024

Chewy Jive

Special way one tends to talk to a baby or pet. Raising your vocal pitch. Sounding like a child who is talking to someone or an animal that's irresistibly cute.

Chewy Jive Time. Aww! you are such a cute kitty!

by dropthekidsatthepool March 21, 2024

Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.

Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.

by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018