Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

Stump grinders

A gay dating site for midgets

The gay midget got a hookup on Stump grinders

by Big Ddadd June 18, 2021

Gooch Grinder

A lesbian

“Why did Rachel reject me bro?”-Cleetus
“She must be a gooch grinder!”- Tyler

by Rockcrawler01 March 01, 2022

boot grinder

When one takes his/her fork and scrapes food off of it only using the bottom teeth as if scraping excriment off the bottom of your boot on a curb.

Austen: Did you see how that dude ate his food?
Nick: Yea what a fucking boot grinder!

by The one and only Biggs October 18, 2015

Whistle Grinder

Another term for a die grinder used by Bob Nav

You have a whistle grinder, that ain’t no whistle grinder

by Joe9883 January 21, 2025

One Cent Grinder

Noun.

A makeshift grinder created by putting a penny inside of a pill bottle.

Ex. 1

Kevin: Damn, this weed's too sticky to break down by hand but I don't have a grinder.

Hunter: Let's put it in the one cent grinder.

Ex. 2

Gus: Damn, I can't believe the one cent grinder actually works.

by Russell Conwell September 23, 2015

Meat Grinder

Receiving a blow job from anyone with braces.

The Doc said, I mines well have stuck my pecker dick in a meat grinder...

by misty mayhem September 22, 2012